The Doc Drinks Gin & Other Stories // The Things She Says #2
My little girl continues to come out with such funny little things; and since I wrote the last ‘The Things She Says’ I have been better at remembering to write them down, usually after I have burst out laughing at whatever she has said. I love having them to look back on, and it’s also really interesting seeing how much her speech as changed, since the last post I wrote was nine months ago. Our conversations are much more structured now and we can (and do) chat about all sorts of things, which is lovely.
I think her speech has come on loads in the last couple of months and I absolutely love listening to her chatting to her toys and doing the voices for each one. She is so inventive and the things she comes out with continue to astound me, and most of the time I am left wondering where on earth she got these things from.
Here is some things she has said over the past few months….
To her toy: “Hop in babe”
A: “Mummy I want to tell you something”
Me: “Ok”
A: “Do you like my trumps?”
To our cat Molly: “Looking good there girl!”
Apparently I’m a very bad mummy; she has been eating “jellybeans on toast” and “pâté on a beagle”. Poor dog.
To me: “I don’t love you anymore” (the first time – WAAAH!)
To her Daddy whilst she was looking at his bare back: “You have a cutie mark next to your fur” (a mole next to his back hair! The identifying marks on ‘My Little Pony’s’ are called ‘cutie marks’ if you didn’t know)
Speaking into the microphone on her till: “My mummy is dead” 🙁
Me: “You’re so cute”
A: “Yes I am, but you’re cute more than me”
“The doc drinks gin”
Jessie speaking to Bullseye: “Let’s go to Marks and Spencers boy!”
To our cat Daisy: “Daisy were you stuck? Tell me, or you’ll get throwed in the bin” (I have never threatened anyone with going in the bin, I promise!)
Trying to get to sleep: “I still can’t get my sleeps out”
A: “You don’t need to get my boogey I can do it.”
Me: “Ok” (I explained about not picking her nose in public)
A: “Here it is”
Me: “I don’t want it”
(A throws bogey)
Me: “Ava!”
A: “I was just throwing it that way to get rid of it”
Me: “Oook” *stifles giggles*
In the Co-op: “Where’s the Manchego, where’s the Manchego?”
Have your little one’s said anything funny recently? Let me know!
